The Lorax & L-P

Way back in the days when the grass was still green

and the pond was still wet

and the clouds were still clean,

and the song of the Osprey rang out in space . . .

one morning, Merlo's L-P came to this glorious place.

And there were the trees!

The Redwood Trees!

The bright-colored tufts of the Redwood Trees!

Mile after mile in the fresh morning breeze.

And, under the trees there were big cats and deer

frisking about in their cat & deer suits

as they played in the shade and ate Redwood fruits.

From the rippulous river & pond

came the comfort, the comfortable sound

of the Salmon a-spawning

while splashing around.

Ol' Harry Merlo the Baron of L-P

Didn't see any of that tranquility

All he saw were the Redwood Trees.

But those trees ! Those trees

Those Redwood Trees

All his life he'd been itching

O how he'd been scheming

O how he wanted

to cut down those Redwood Trees!

In no time at all, he set down a great L-P Mill - Plop!

He cut down a million Redwood with one chainsaw chop!

And with great belchy stinks and with great toxic spills

he took that sweet wood; chewed it up in his mill.

The instant he'd finished he heard a ga-Zump !

He looked.

He saw something pop out of the stump

of the tree he'd chopped down:

She was old; she was young;

she lived in the woods; she lived in town;

she had lots of kids; she lived all alone;

she had a clenched fist and her brilliant eyes shone.

"Mister!" she said with a sawdusty sneeze,

"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

And I'm telling you, sir, at the top of my lungs -

Sir! You are crazy with greed.

These words you must heed:

Stop cutting these trees!

STOP CUTTING THESE TREES!

I repeat," cried the Lorax,

"I speak for the trees!"

"I'm busy," Merlo told her.

"Shut up, if you please."

And then . . .

Oh! Baby! Oh!

How Merlo's L-P did grow!

Now, chopping one tree

at a time was too slow.

So he quickly brought in his great Feller-Buncher

which whacked off four Redwood Trees with one cruncher.

He was making board-chips

four times as fast as before!

But the next week

the Lorax knocked on

Merlo's L-P Office Door.

She snapped, "I'm the Lorax who speaks for the trees

which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please.

But I'm also in charge of big cats & the deer.

They can't drink the water

and they can't breathe the air!

Now if they can't,

I can't either!" she said,

"And you can't think

when sawdust fills up your head!

You're glopping the river where salmon once hummed!

No more can they hum, for their gills are all gummed.

So they're dying off. O their future is dreary.

They'll walk on their fins and get woefully weary

in search of some water that isn't so smeary."

And then Merlo got mad.

He got terribly mad.

He yelled at the Lorax, "Now lissen here, witch!

All you do is yap-yap, and bitch-bitch-bitch-bitch!

Well, I have a duty to stockholders (I want it all)

& I'm telling you:

I intend to go on doing just what I do!

And for your information, you Lorax, I'm figgering

on biggering

and BIGGERING

and BIGGERING

and BIGGERING

turning more Redwood Trees into chips 'n boards

which everyone, everyone, EVERYONE hoards!"

At that very moment, they heard a loud whack!

From outside in the fields came a sickening smack

of an axe on a tree.

Then they heard the tree fall.

The very next-to-last Redwood Tree of them all!

Almost no more trees. No more boards.

No more work to be done.

So, in no time Merlo, his Bobby,

his Company men every one

will wave good-bye. They'll jump

into Company Cars & drive away

under the smoke-smuggered stars.

And the Workers, the loggers

will be left 'neath the bad-smelling sky

outside the big empty Mill

selling hamburgers to tourists

cleaning motel rooms & front yards

after Unemployment runs dry.

But NOW, Folks of the Forest

now that YOU're here

the words of the Lorax are perfectly clear.

Unless all the Folk

care a whole awful lot

nothing is going to get better.

It's not.

THE WORDS OF THE LORAX ARE PERFECTLY CLEAR!

I AM THE LORAX

I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!

TAKE DIRECT ACTION

AGAINST CORPORATE GREED!

adapted from the Dr. Seuss original

by Mary Norbert Korte

Copyright Mendocino Environmental Center 1995